it’s really fucked up to me that snape only questioned his position on voldemort’s side when his unrequited love was in danger and not when you know killing babies was brought into the equation
i mean i guess you have to draw the line somewhere
my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]
You’re… horny?
when u mom com home and overuse hte joke
and then she make hte spagheti
how to get laid in one easy step
“STOP BEING SUCH A DICK” i scream at my penis
Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.
Because he looks damn good in tight clothes that’s why
An enthusiastic crowd welcoming Adolf Hitler.
I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!
*finishes 3 hour long movie*
who am i
